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COOKIE POLICY

No analytics cookies. No advertising pixels. One security robot may still inspect the biscuit tin.

EFFECTIVE 30 JULY 2026 // VERSION 1.0

1. Current cookie setup

Absurdiland does not use analytics, advertising, personalisation or cross-site tracking cookies. It does not use Google Analytics, Meta Pixel or an equivalent behavioural tracker.

The hosting and security layer may set strictly necessary technical cookies to deliver the website, identify malicious automated traffic and remember that a security challenge has been passed. These cookies are not used by Absurdiland to build visitor profiles.

2. Technical cookies that may appear

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Provider: Cloudflare

Purpose: bot detection and protection against malicious traffic.

Duration: expires after approximately 30 minutes of continuous inactivity.

cf_clearance

Provider: Cloudflare

Purpose: stores proof that a security challenge was passed so it does not need to be repeated immediately.

Duration: limited by the provider's active security configuration.

A particular cookie appears only when the corresponding security feature is triggered or enabled. Cloudflare publishes additional details in its cookie documentation.

3. Why there is no consent banner

The current cookies are strictly necessary for website delivery and security. They do not require consent under the applicable rules for technical cookies. We disclose them anyway because invisible machinery should not become mysterious machinery.

If non-essential cookies or tracking technologies are introduced, Absurdiland will update this policy and request valid consent before activating them.

4. Browser controls

You can block or delete cookies through your browser. Blocking strictly necessary security cookies may cause a challenge to repeat or prevent the website from loading correctly.

5. Contact

Questions about this policy can be sent to hello@absurdiland.com.

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